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Some retardos complained that they were not able to find our address on this website... how about now?send lots of money here,you cheap faggot.
CONTACT US AT: ANUS_X666X@YAHOO.COM (EUROPE)
grabbies200@yahoo.com (USA)
Proud to be idiot - NO MORE PO BOX WATCH OUT!!!!!!!

___I got 10 copies of this 12" at 10$ in the USA all the rest are in europe, if you want to buy them , write me at grabbies200@yahoo.com - davide Cerri
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yo- anus here from all the way back in pizzaland... this thing here it's the new ptbi realase for all you stupid fucks.yep.OUT WITH A BANG! is my new band -while the grabbies are asleep- and this is the debut 12" ep- it has 9 cuts in 10 minutes-all on one side that spins at 45 rpm-and it's fucking good-believe it or not,motherfuckers.

check a song out here if you don't trust my words,but you know you're gay for it- http://www.myspace.com/owab if you're readin' this you know what sort of shit to expect from us so don't expect me to describe here in words what kind of punk-rock-shit we do or do not sounds like- buy it, get fucked up, play the thing loud and fucking break something while piece of shit's spinnin'-enjoy the chaos and believe we fucking hate your fag ass for real-to all of you, go die. out-
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for all the grabbies fans ( he! ) heres some news.. me and JV are workin' on some brand new grabbies recordings right now..hold your breath waitin' for them..and suffocate you dick- and, some moron in spain is puttin' out a 7" comp (in like 100 copies) with a cover we (grabiess -duh!) destroyed like 6 years ago- same session as the LP - look for it if you're stupid enough- we don't have it- don't even remember who the fuck we were makin' fun of at the time...jesusfuck.
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-so, yeah- im still here and still hate you - see ya some times whatever continent-fuck off now,got drugs to do and good food to NOT eat cause im too high. allright! a.14-01-2006 porco dio!

IT's out and ready to be shipped at your hous as fast asa you can get me your money in my pocket. SHOOT IT UP! the kids in the band were worried that i was going to never update the website if they didn't bust my balls for it. Anus thought he needed to bust my balls too to get this update. They were right. Now since all the other reviews you might read about this band could be biased by people that don't understand a goddamn nothing about punk, my review should be your only souce of information. Shoot it up! sound fukking great. i was starting to believe that what's left of punk is shit, but well this is GOOD shit. Well this band sounds like these kids were abudcted back in 1982 california and forced to live in the practice space of the Dirty's where they learnt about rock and roll. Ca punk hardcore heavely influenced by rock and roll with a good positive attitude toward drinking and drugging. And the best part of this band is that you can get it at your house for 12.95 ppd, but today and today only at the promotioname price of 4 ppd. Well fuck you all and if you want to check the band website this is the address www.shootitup.cjb.net

Well suckers, This are the 2 latest releases from ptbi. you can order them and send me the money, i like the money. Helsstomper side by side with Before i hang, do i have to add anything?? Mr california and the state police latest release on ptbi, one sided 7". both the records are on fancy red vinyl. Since we received complaints about the logo of the 45rpm series we replaced with a more friendly. If you think we are nazi, no you are wrong as usual, we are not, otherwise we'd put a big stars and stripes nazi flag on our releases. Well buy some records and fuck off.
As some of you noticed Anus moved back to europe, so now ptbi has to easy location to cover the whole civilized world, both usa and italy. So for you faggot friends of america don't go around looking for Anus, cause ain't here no more.
Davide

---Dio cane porco,here i am again writing this shit.very short news,for once.
Im a very busy (beautiful) MAN,you see..Anyways..i DO have something important to say here.yeah,right.

THE FIRST (and last) GRABBIES LIVE 7" IT'S OUT!!AND, IT'S A BOOTLEG!!!...AHAHAH.THAT'S RIGHT,YOU FUCKS,THERE IS SOMEBODY IN THE WORLD THAT FUCKING RETARDED.WE HAD NO IDEA THAT THIS THING WAS COMING OUT,WE'RE JUST AS SHOCKED AS YOU TO SEE THAT THE "GRABBIES FANS" ARE EVEN MORE STOOPID THAN US,THE BAND.JEESUS BABY FUCK.
SO YEAH,THIS SHIT IS OUT IN 30O COPIES,3 DIFFERENT VINYL COLORS,DIFFERENT COVERS..BLAH BLAH.IT WAS RECORDED SOMEWHERE IN THE SEATTLE AREA AND IT FEATURES LOT OF DRUNK SHIT TALK FROM THE STAGE TO THE CROWD THAT RESULTED IN US HAVING TO RUN FOR OUR SHITTY LIFE AT THE END OF THE SET.VERY FUCKING FUNNY.6 SONGS."FUCK YOU FAGGOTS" REPEATED AT LEAST 6969 TIME..EVERYGO..
WE HAVE 30 COPIES OF THIS RETARDED EVIL PLASTIC BABY,ASK FOR IT NOW,IF YOU WANT IT.OR LOOK FOR IT AND GOOD LUCK, MOTHERFUCKER.
ROSS,AND TERRY.THANK YOU AND FUCK YOU.

What else? the test pressing for the next two ptbi single camp 7"S are expected any day.look somwhere down here to know more about those.
and yeah,the MR.California and the State Police "im gonna kick you in the head " lp it's not out yet 'cause we're dumb and we fucked up some bullshit.but it is coming..

Last thing, the next 7" it's in the work too..it should be a great motherfucker, split 7" INTELLECTUALS-ROCKANDROLL ADVENTURE KIDS.
I 'll keep you loosers posted about that,really.now fuck off and click around,there is some new shit on the site,here and there....or better,get the fuck off line and try to get some fucking action,you nerd.fuck computers,get laid!

9-15
a.

!Banzai-siegheil, everybody.I know it's been a while since the last update here..but don't celebrate,yet.'Cause we're not deaD AND WE are still here.So fuck you.
..so what happened in the last two month + half??I got evicted,and i had to find a new place to hide.why? ah!because my roomates got a big pile of drugs instead of payin' the rent -and didn't even shared,the fucks-..funny shit,uh?
Also,mister JV was busy celebrating his first anniversary of marriage.hurray!...you know,i would not celebrate such crap,nonono,but fuck!he his happy and he his not me!i'll drink to that!salut.

ok.
what's new with PTBI,then..

Finally,the Hellstomper-before i hang split 7" it's ready to hit the pressing plant.read more about that soon,and check the next news down.
ALSO ready to be pressed it's the new MR.California and the state Police new 7" -provvisory title "i wanna kill the mentally ill"-

THis two 7"ers are goin' to be the next two in the PTBI singles Camp. series (..you can read more about that somewhere else in the older news,sowhere around here,if you don't know what im talking about.and fucking buy them!).

Also,since im totally stoopid, im trowing a bunch of money away,and re-pressing the Mr.California and the state police "i wanna kick you in the head" CD,on the superior vinyl lp format.this is a motherfucking masterpiece, AND, since the CD sold millions of copies,the LP version it's going to be very very limited...so you better order NOW...it's being pressed allready.i swear!
This is,by the way,a collaboration between PTBI records and PPZ (peer pressure zombies).the only other assholes in the world who would waste their money on this..loosers.

PTBI also it's still waiting for the notorious SF's young homosexuals MARCOS VALERIO to unleash 2 songs for the long waited ROCK AND ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS 7"..what the fuck?hey,give the kid a break ok,im a lazy ass too. don't worry,everybody agreed on this,it's coming, it just may take some time.. and it MAY also MUTAte into a split single with THE INTELLECTUALS.a great new band from ROME.who knoWs?we will see...but anyways,it's nice to hear a decent band from pizzaland,every once in a while.shit.and hey,intellectuals kids,if you're reading this,ciao terroni,ciao.

the GRabbies,are still enjoin' their break.but watch out! they may be back when you're not ready and fuck you up the ass,bitch.
rumours are bein' heard thAt Anus+JV -the brain and the dick of the band- are also starting a new fuckoff R'n'R'project togheter..now that's scary!.

well,that's it for now.eat feces.
a. 7-29-03.

im talking with the clowns who happen to play in STREET TRASH about repressing a hundred or two of their single..'cause mr.CRAPOWW is still jerkin' off on his 12" version of it (with one less song,dick!)..we will see.

bands,if you think you're good.im up tp hear some demos.send a tape or whatever,but do not ask me to go check your site for mp3 and shit like that 'cause i am not a fag like you.i won't do it.
go check some porn site,now.(our pictures may or may not be there too)

Hello.duh.
Short news,but a lot of new shit around for you ladies to click on and get exited about..uh yeah.
Like the GRABBIES + MR California tour diary.It still needs some work,but now's there.in all it's (emm) glory.and with a bunch of hot juicy pictures...i know,i know you can't wait to go check it out.well,just go.

Also,we now have a "PRESS" page,where we're trowing some reviews,feedback and stoopid shit.DID we needed that? i don't think so,but everygo.

THE Grabbies 7" "i wanna be blind" got an excellent review on MRR and it's selling allright-shok!- but the grabbies are taking a break.too long to explain,but don't worry.shit will rain again soon on you from our sexy italian assholes.

but HEY!! the BIG BIG FUCKIng NEWS.. the new single 7" on PTBI records,the split HEllstomper-BEfore i hang will be out fucking soon! it will be pressed in 300 copies and it will polverize your ass with a new HEllstomper and two BeforeIhang originals..
"it's a long way back to louisiana"
and
"young sweet and rich" + "hot licks".

allright! i have no time for this right now.REally,i do have better shit to do than write this crap.so go check all the new shit and BUY SOME.
did i write shit enough today? shitshitshitshit. that's better.shitshit.

6-2-03
a.

Oioioi.Few new bullshits for you internet homosexuals.the guestbook thing is on,like if someones gives a fuck about it.i sure don't.who has the time to waste for such crap,anyways?get a life.and a girl.we say.but whatever.
New pictures and reviews are all over the place (well,sort of.just look around). this one down here is from the NEXT MRR...and this asshole even actually bought the records!!ahaha.learn from him,you cheap bastards:

>>Proud To Be Idiot Records has just started a limited edition singles series. Promises of sleeve and colored vinyl variations have already peaked my interest, but I�m a sucker for that shit. For those unfamiliar with this label�s output, expect only the rudest, lame-brained and cruddy sounding punk garbage. The first two installments are EPs by THE GRABBIES and STREET TRASH, both of which meet the above-mentioned criteria. The Grabbies� I Wanna Be Blind EP wins out so far, but the mind-numbing stupidity might turn off some. >> Mitch Cardwell

The STReet trash 7" is fucking sold out.you are late.The Grabbies one is not..i wonder,why? ummm why??you pussies.From now on anyone who has the Street Trash record and NOT the GRABBIES "i wanna be blind" 7" is GAy.
4,3,2,1..NOW.
also,im warning you cunts.from this second any of you that will send money for a record that is sold out will get whatever the fuck I WANT in trade for his cash.so shut up allready.

!!!Out in a "few months on ptbi singles camp: ROCKANDROLL ADVENTURE KIDS (marcos if you read this give me the fucking tape) HELLSOMPER-BEFORE I HANG split and MR CALIFORNIA's new hit "i use to like girls but now i can suck myself off.im happy".

MR.Califuck also,is getting huge.he has a new realese coming out pretty soon on fucking LOAD records,so all the hipsters assholes will catch on on the man.about time kids,about time.
It's gonna be a 10" and CD,and i hear it.probably the best shit the fatass recorded so far.im serious.fucking get off your ass and get it.and get the PTBI shit too.so you can tell your friends,"awww,MR.C..i was into him waaay before he was cool..."
pfff.
LASt thing.We are still working on the tour diary,we're late..again.but fuck off. but there is new shit in the GRABBIES page,GO! check it!
and,the split 7" StreetTrash VS theGRABBIES will be out sooner than expected.And this time we won't loose money on it,'Cause it looks like THEY are payin' for it..fools. that's it. killyourself,please.
a. 4-14-03

Hello,shitheads.See? now we work at this useless puke on line almost every fucking week!do this means we're turning gay?i fucking hope not.i'll let you know.Meanwhile all the (female)sexy punkrock sluts outthere that want to comeover,and have fun (read do drugs,play records and have sex) with a goodlooking italian punkrocker (me) are still welcome to write us at the usual address..
so,what's new? well...
now you can go on and read the MR.california+the state police or the Vilently ill interview (both from MRR,no less).look for those on the "releases" page.
Also,we had to ad. an "order" page, 'cause you fucking retards are too stupid to guess that if you want to buy a record, you gotta send some money at the pobox adress.no shit.now you have a special page that tells you that.and calls you a faggot.
you can even buy the shit with your dad's credit card,now.don't ask me how, 'cause i never had one,but just click your pussy mouse on the "order" thing on the left.
The new records are out and they're selling pretty quick.shocking.so get'em now,and get some of the back catalog while at it.if you're lazy.or you have a distro or a store you can get the stuff also from: REVOLVER USA,UNDERGROUND MEDICINE,DISCOURAGE and few others. The guestbook bullshit, and a very COOL and LONG distro page( with lot of old and rare records.us and few friends are getting rid of some stuff..) are coming up next. as well as the INFAMOUS grabbies+mr.C tour diary written by MR.california him self.i swear. OH shit.MR.California is actually getting fucked up in a mini-tour in boston-new york right now..check it out if you're there.and throw a chair at him from me.
the Grabbies are writing new hateful songs that we'll record very soon,for a split 7" with Street TRash,and other "projects".oh yeah.and the Grabbies are gonna play the Los Angeles area,with those pussies again,the Street trash.and hopefully the Orphans,another notorios LA gay band.

the grabbies page is gettin' updated as well,with a bunch of bullshits and pictures.
Allright.that's enough for tonight.im going to see a show and probably get laid after that.you internet clowns keep clicking around,cocksuckers.
a. 3-26-03
yes,that's my hand after a nice evening.

Duh.finally we get to update this crappy site.we're NOT sorry about bein' so late 'cause we are not dorks like you internet pussies,and we have stuff to do instead of sit at home and do this boring shit.you know,like fuck,play records,drink,fuck,go to shows and fuck..no you don't know.whatever. let's go...

Proud to be idiot proudly presents two new deformed babies.both part of our own NEW 7"s fucking concentration camp.

as a matter of fact the name of this whole operation is:

45rpm-proud to be idiot singles camp
..so now you know.

#001 the grabbies "i wanna be blind" + 4
#002 street trash "s/t" 5 songs debut smasher
and more shit will follow..like:
#003 rockandroll adventure kids
#004 Hellstomper-before i hung split
#005 MR.California and the state police
#006 t.a.t.u.

AW,this is important....all these 7" are and will be LIMITED to 300 copies and never re-pressed.and the back cover will look like the one up here on the left.
Capisc?

you can buy one for 4$ ppd or two for 8$ ppd.that's right,you know your arithmeticcs,you cunts.

After 2 years of fucking around the GRABBIES are back with a new release! recorded on a 4 tracks by mr. Shane White. What can you ask more?? 5 songs of the raunchy nasty fast rockandroll you would expect from them../ i wanna be blind / you'd better shut up / satan's call / hate delirium fucks my brain / do my worst.
punk as hate.
Limited to 300 copies,like all the 45rpm ptbi singles camp.few copies are on clear vinyl for the real cocksuckers.say you want one of those and why.maybe we'll send you one.
fuck you fuck you.

Street Trash are assholes from L.A.
Forget about all the shitty bands who pretend they're playin' punkhc like the old days...fuck'em.Street Trash is the real bullshit.fast,loud,snotty,retarded and catchy as you like it.
PUNKALICIOUS
Out of control live shows,and skateboard up their ass included.
and they're kids,too.no old cunts nostalgia trips,real juvenile idiocy .the way it should be,fucker.
limited to 300 copies and never to be re-pressed.colored fucking vinyl,too.dorks.

6 songs 6.
get it now or be forced to get it on inferior CD format from someone else.and get the up-coming 12" on kapow record too.no,fuck that.ah.

yes we really like this picture of ROY

ROYLICIOUS OF THE MONTH

Okok.
That's about it with the news..
the Grabbies just got their old bass player back from italia, and are now a fucking 5 piece.
Anus-Veteran-Bedendu'o iettotoru-Jimmy Rose and Insane Jane. they're goin' to record new shit soon that will be probably out on (s)Virgin records or something. the Grabbies are also going to tour again soon (yeah right)
now go check the "old" news..and the other fine fine records we have for you,prick.
and give us money.
soon on the website..the leggendary grabbies tour diary by mr.california,with a lot of retarded pictures,for you ladies to look at with two fingers (or more)in your wet sweet little hole(s). and NO FAGGOTS
no,really.
a.
03-03-'03
IN the picture: RIGHT-waiting for the meat- LEFT -Keefe Dwayerwsz-